vickisaurusrex:

cute names for ur newborn child

• yeehaw
• ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
• hte Spaghetti
• lil shit
• swiggity swoner i have a boner
• genocide

ohaielly:

someone didn’t think this through.

beefycurtains:

me before tumblr

me after tumblr

analghost:

firelord obama leads the fire nation’s first strike

fruitpunchg:

“ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand

lol 13 year olds shouldnt be on tumblr

neither should 14 year olds

or 15 yr olds….16yr olds„ 17, 18,19, 20 yr olds,

nobody

nobody should be on tumblr

horrible website

talaem:

“don’t be shy” thanks u cured me

rpgmaker:

arianne—martell:

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

queeflto:

whenever i have to write an essay i always end up just repeating myself but in new creative ways

thosebowleggedhunters:

niknak79:

Home cinema

you are the future

super-sociopaths:

Basically the big three trying to figure out what the heck is up with this new fandom.

snlofficial:

when ur crush talks about how hot someone else is

#at first glance i thought this was a futuristic forrest gump #my mother never told me that life was like a box of chocolates because that is illogical